Friday, June 23, 2006
…..and a chicken in every pot
Overheard at a drinking establishment the other night……Gentleman #1 - She’s got big hips….
Gentleman #2 – Yes, she does….they are big…
Woman #1 – They are not!!!
Gentleman #2 –Yes, she does…she does!
Woman #1 – Well, as someone with bigger hips than she has, I suggest we switch to a new topic.
Gentleman #1 – Well, it’s not the big hips that I mind, really…it’s just there is no potatoes to go with the meat….If I am gonna have the meat, I need the potatoes.