Sunday, December 04, 2005

Denice Wants

Tact

I saw this awhile ago on Heather’s blog. Google yourself and add “wants” and then, do it again adding “needs” at the end. The “needs” one did not turn out so very interesting, but here are the best excerpts from the “wants” Google.

Denice Wants In On the Experience!! These coeds will do anything for $$$...
Coeds Need Cash gives you Denice. Nice Tits her first time heading to college ...
coedsneedcash.littlemidgets.com/denice/ - 8k - Cached - Similar pages

• Young Denice wants to be a star and will do anything she is asked to! She f**ks,
sucks her way to the top in the porn industry. Watch how guys lure young ...


DENICE wants a live-in Flemish or French speaker, and preferably has some knowledge
of English Nanny to start between now and Oct-04 for 6 months. ...

Denice wants to start going to Church as a Family, so they May join me at Sacrament
Meeting on Sundays—I would enjoy that! his new route was wild for July ...


Apparently, I am a sex starved teenage midget (see the URL above) who has nice tits. If that doesn’t work out for me I am going to hire a French speaking au pair and start going to church. Yep, that sounds about right.

PS.. If any of you visit the midget site…never mind, I really don’t want to know, do I?

Happy Sunday!

Drink of the day:
Spiced
Cider


posted by Ditsy Chick @ 2:01 PM |

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