Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Word of Advice

For those of you lucky enough to have an office in Corporate America, -for this I mean a real office, with walls that go from the floor to the ceiling and a door-- I have these words of advice....

It is not appropriate to pass gas in your office and then immediately open the door. Wait patiently 5 or 10 minutes until the odor has dissipated....this will help to prevent the retching of the poor schmo (in this case me) who happens to be walking by as you open the door.

Thanks, ever so much!

Overheard at work:

Question - "So, have you ever wacked-off in the bathroom at work?"
Answer - "Well, not at this particular job."

Editorial Comment - WTF causes a man to get so excited he has to get up and pleasure himself in the smelly, unattractive men's room at work?
posted by Ditsy Chick @ 11:18 PM |


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