Surgery

Scrubbed in, mask in place, ready to rock and roll! Is the patient immobilized?

"Yes."

"Let's do it."

"Diaper."

"Diaper."

"Wipies."

"Wipies."

"Whoo, major gushser, more wipies."

"How many more?"

"5, STAT!"

"Baggie."

"Baggie."

"Get that one straight to the garbage. Get your hands out of there!"

"Okay, we're closing it up!"

"Get your hand out of there!"

"Patient has recovered well and is running away....."